Montag, 06.07.2009
Your devotion, your dedication is immensely valuable.
The
romantic young man turned to the beautiful young girl in his bed and asked,
"Am I the first man you ever made love to?"
She thought for
a moment and then said, "You could be -- I have a terrible memory for
faces."
In a small
school a teacher asked the little kids, "Do you know of any animal who
when he goes out of the house he goes like a lion, and when he comes back into
the house he comes like a mouse?"
Little Ernie raised his hand.
He was the last person to do something like that. The teacher said, "Good,
Ernie. Do you know the animal?"
He said, "I know perfectly.
He is my dad. When he goes out, then you see he looks like a lion, and when he
comes in, then you see he looks like a mouse."